he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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