I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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