you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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