the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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