too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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