I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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