TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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