I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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