we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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