Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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