i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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