My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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