so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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