Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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