Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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