he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
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Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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