is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
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afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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