At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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