i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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