So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
