i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
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I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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