Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
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i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
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Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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