Porn is love you can see.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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