Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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