I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
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just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
should my penis look like a turkey
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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