i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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