my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Randomize
