Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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