No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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