You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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