Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
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