I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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