Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
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