Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
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Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm having to shit out rocks
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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