His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
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If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Im part way to drunk.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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