yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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