yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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