so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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