why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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