i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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