Pappa wants mamma naked
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
We talked him into tasing himself.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
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