we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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