so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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