How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
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so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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