hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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