so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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