Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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