I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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