I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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