Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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