I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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