I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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