you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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