the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
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I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
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If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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