i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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